Here’s the video we talk about in Episode 51.  Freeland tends to cry like a baby during dramas and romantic comedies…and normal comedies…and science fiction…and action movies…and VeggieTales movies.  

Episode 51 has a date with two girls…on the same night.

In which the guys have a little mixup and discuss both Steel Magnolias and Precious.  John wonders if the RIAA knows how much money there is in the world.  Seth finds another reason to not drink coffee.  Freeland tells another disgusting rugby story.

Remember to drink responsibly this Memorial Day.  And by “responsibly” we mean through a Twizzler straw.

So Freeland had a change of heart last night when the realization of actually watching Precious sunk in.  Instead we’ll be discussing Steel Magnolias.  Freeland has been instructed to make sure he gets video of himself crying like a baby while watching it.

Episode 50 got you something spray painted gold.

In which the guys reach a milestone, discuss Fish Story, and overwhelm you with all kinds of segments and stories.

Episode 49 told you it would be a bad idea.

In which the guys discuss their first good movie, The Trip and it is maybe boring.  Segments start about 15 minutes in.  Seth wonders about zookeeper/monkey relations.  John tries to help out John Travolta with his asshole issues.  Freeland finds a new hero in a female that takes charge.

rootfish asked: You guys should review Hobo with a Shotgun, that movie is insane.

You’ve got it.  We’ll hit that one right after we finish with this round of flicks.  Thanks for listening and being the first person to recommend a movie.

So our lovely jack of all trades John Bennett also hosts a gameshow in Baltimore.  For those of you who don’t live anywhere near Baltimore or just love hearing the sound of John’s voice, hit the link and enjoy Expert of Nothing.

Episode 48 is in a Mayan temple, drowning in an inch of egg nog.

In which the guys discuss The Magic of the Golden Bear: Goldy III, Freeland’s punishment movie.  Seth reads a “Dear Chuckwagon” about our accidental deaths.  Freeland wonders how he could get fired in a new segment John dubs Filet Meet-oin’.  John kicks off our round of good movie picks.

Here’s Freeland’s review of his punishment movie The Magic of the Golden Bear: Goldy III.  Let Netflix know it was how helpful this review was for you.

Episode 47 is sending you a $5 check for your birthday.

In which John and Seth discuss the sequel to Mandingo, Drum.  John wonders why a guy would burn his house down to get rid of bad vibes.  John and Seth determine what movie they’re going to choose as Freeland’s punishment.  Freeland is MIA.

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Barbarians (1987)

Oh how we wish that just one of the movies that these brothers made during their storied careers was available via Netflix Streaming.  Get on it Netflix!

Episode 46 is all bound up.

In which the guys discuss the LARPing documentary Darkon.  John shares his terrifying LARPing memories.  Freeland finds a new hero in a man that commits 10 felonies in 9 hours.  Seth asks two “Dear Chuckwagon” questions; one about rape and mac and cheese and one about the motion of the ocean.

Episode 45 isn’t mad…just disappointed.

In which the guys attempt to discuss the awful Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury.  Seth wonders why someone would offer forty bucks for sweaty socks.  John tries to help a guy with 89 bags of drugs on his penis.  Freeland asks to completely random “Dear Chuckwagon” questions.

Episode 44 is gonna break it!

In which the guys discuss the Insane Clown Posse vehicle Big Money Rustlas.  Seth helps out a priest who likes gay porn.  John reads a bunch of ICP related “Dear Chuckwagon” questions.  Freeland tells us of the poop snake and a bad night at camp.